Whhhhhyyyyyyy?

Why? Just tell me what the heck they're thinking with this?

Apparently the Wings' new agenda is:

- Use up as much budget as possible to give as many over-the-hill players a chance as we can

- Try to set league record for the team with most 40+ year old players

- Focus on regular-season ticket sales with washed-up champion goalie

- Shoot for first-round playoff elimination against team in the central time zone (the travel is just too hard on our older players...)

Totally. Pathetic.