Thursday, April 5

Global Cooling Update

Below average lows and "extreme" below average lows for Alaska in the month of March; climate analysts fear the polar bears are in danger of freezing to death and call on residents to drive more SUVs and exhale more in order to stem the potential disaster.

In other news, near New Fallujah I woke up to 6 degree wind chills and a blanket of snow over the ground and rooftops. This is April, by the way.

UPDATE: We've got sea otters starving and dying and record lows in the Carolinas. And it's still cold here in New Fallujah! Exhale more, people - I'm freezing out here!!!

SECOND UPDATE: Great article by Meteorology Prof. Lindzen at M.I.T. - Reality check on the global warming debate.