Sillyness.

Remember a little while ago we posted Dick Cheney's outrageous Hitler-esque demands for his hotel accomodations? You know, asking for decaf to be brewed upon his arrival?

That one page of suggestions?

Check out John Kerry's. All. Four. Pages of it. He hates celery. And *snort* tomatoes. (apparently, in fairness, some of the "demands" are made by that ever classy dame and role model to children everywhere, Teresa Heinz Kerry...)

And the Republicans are the snooty elites.
Whatever.