Ted Kennedy Revealed as new Bin Laden speechwriter
BREAKING NEWS: You may have heard about the new Bin Laden tape creating much buzz in the media, but Conservababes has just learned that "The Swimmer" has shifted his alliances in keeping with the new times from communist officials trying to help the Soviets win the Cold War to Islamo facsists. In payment for writing his speeches, Bin Laden has agreed not to build windmills off the Hyannis coast, to lift all alcohol taxes when he takes over the world, and to have Rush Limbaugh beheaded.
(In all seriousness- does anyone actually think this tape is real? I would have at least changed up the color of the SAME CLOTHES he was wearing in a three-year-old tape when I did that terrible beard photoshopping...)