W. Ketchup

If any of you are still using Heinz, get with it! W Ketchup is a great alternative, made by Republicans.

I get email updates from them (ever since stocking up during the '04 election season) and the one I had today was hilarious. Wish I could link to it, but here is an excerpt:

Eagle Bridge, NY — November 11, 2006 — W Ketchup congratulates Speaker-designate Nancy Pelosi on the victory of the Democratic Party in Tuesday’s election. A wise political observer once said: Republicans who act like Democrats don’t win elections. Tuesday’s election proves the point. W Ketchup welcomes the opportunity this election has given Republican to refocus their ideals and return to the Reaganite, American principles of limited government with a strong defense.

Also offering their congratulations to the Democratic Party were 200 members of the European Parliament who signed a joint statement saying the election was “the beginning of the end of a six-year nightmare for the world.” In Pakistan, lawmaker Ahmed greeted the news by saying that Bush “deserves to be removed, put on trial and given a Saddam-like death sentence.” Venezuelan Marxist leader Chavez chimed in calling President Bush a “genocidal leader” and also called on the Democrats to sentence President Bush to death. Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei commented: “this defeat is actually an obvious victory for the Iranian nation.”