Friday Round-Up

What a game last night! So much for Louisville. You've got to feel for them --esp. that guy who stepped off sides, giving Ito the chance to rekick that field goal to win the game... And how about those fans rushing the field? That was a sight that you don't get to see too often in these days of heightened security...

We'll see what happens tomorrow, but the top ranked teams will obviously be shuffled around after this loss. At the end of the day, providing all goes well tomorrow for them, Michigan and Ohio State are the #1 and #2 teams. And they still will be, even after one of them loses to the other a week from tomorrow. The bowl championship should just be the re-match.

In other news, Democrats are already insulting us peons in fly-over country. This time it was the chalk-on-a-blackboard, squeaky voiced Rangel condescending to Mississippi. (Who the hell would want to live there after all, right Rangel?) In fairness to the Democrats, he's just expressing the sentiment of most all New Yorkers I've ever met... Just fill in the blank for anywhere in America not in the vicinity of NYC.

Maryland Lt. Gov. Michael Steel (who just narrowly lost a Senate bid in that state) has been asked to head up the RNC. I'm a big fan of Steels and think it would be great if he takes them up on the offer. We'll see how that goes...

Oh, and Dean has assured us Bush won't be impeached --and he made this great announcement at a primary source of news
for many Democrat voters --The Daily Show. So you know how reliable that is. We'll see if they live up to this "promise"...

In other news, Chavez is calling for Bush to get the death penalty! Let's invite him back to address the United Nations and discuss the matter in more detail, shall we?

Speaking of the Useless Nations, the worst casualty of this election loss will be losing a great ambassador to the U.N. Any chance you think the Dems would confirm a man who still has both his balls attached? Bolton doesn't stand a chance.

Ann's column is always a treat:

So the left won the House and also Nicaragua.

Jon Tester, Bob Casey Jr., Heath Shuler, possibly Jim Webb — I've never seen so much raw testosterone in my life. The smell of sweaty jockstraps from the "new Democrats" is overwhelming.

Having predicted this paltry Democrat win, my next prediction is how long it will take all these new "gun totin' Democrats" to be fitted for leotards.

The Democrats certainly have their work cut out for them. They have only two years to release as many terrorists as possible and lock up as many Republicans as they can.


That's it for me --happy Friday! Enjoy the weekend.