You've got to be kidding...

Could not believe this story about Ted Kennedy's new literary aspirations...

(Please tell me the first line did not just say that The Swimmer's main character in this book is a Portuguese Water Dog named Splash???)

The book is supposed to follow a day in the life of the senator and his dog. Lord help our children! But it should be interesting. I might even buy a copy. I can't wait to find out if Splash will have to wait outside the bar during happy hour, or if little doggies are allowed in.