Osama Bin Laden's whereabouts.

Madeline Albright, that great stateswoman and foreign-relations specialist, knows where BinLaden is.

*whew* Well, thank God. That's a relief.

(yeah, it's an older article, but it was just brought to my attention. Right up there with Dubya "reaching out" to her for "feedback" on the WOT. Sigh. If you'd like a giggle or two with your morning coffee, read the NYT's version of the "summmit". I'd fisk it but a) it would only state the painfully obvious to anyone with half a brain and b) I would simply rather leave it alone for entertainment value. Read it and you'll know what I mean.)