Top 10 Worst Quotes from Democrat Underground

These would be very very sad if they weren't so very very funny. We've never posted any lunacy from the lefties at Democratic Underground before - but frankly I think we should more often.

For those of you that aren't familiar, DU is infamous for being a gathering spot for all of the crazed tinfoil hat-wearers of the left. Some of the things I have read over there make me seriously wonder if it's all a big hoax. It is WAY too out there sometimes to be true.

Yet, it is true. And these people actually believe what they're saying. If you want a laugh sometime, go to what is referred to the Fever Swamp and take a look around if you can stand it. (just go to democratic underground - dot - com...I refuse to link to them on principle) I usually last about 30 seconds before my vision starts to blur and my brain starts to go numb. So go at your own risk.

Right Wing News has braved these swamps to bring you the Top 10 Worst Quotes. This'll show you what I'm referring to when I say these people are absolutely too nuts to be for real.

For example:

Honorable Mention: Syrinx: The Conspiracy Is Real And It Must Be Stopped. Now tell me again why "conspiracy theories" are out of bounds? If conspiracies don't exist, why are there federal laws against them, and laws against them in every state?

There most definitlely is a conspiracy in place, ongoing, that is transforming our country into a fascist oligarchy. The evidence is undeniable. And the Bush family is at the epicenter of it.

Bush's grandfather was a buddy of Hitler. Bush's daddy murdered JFK. That's the answer to the great mystery. No mystery at all. Why the f--- was George H.W. Bush in Dallas that day. Hmm? Why can't he recall where he was? Bullsh--.

Why are the Bush's best buddies the bloodthirsty oil-barons of Saudi Arabia -- Bandar Bush and all? Why were they buddies with Saddam Hussein. With the Iranian clerics? Even with Osama Bin Laden?

The Bush family are cold-blooded murderers. And they will not rest until they have a stranglehold on you and everyone and everything you hold dear. They are evil, and must be stopped.

Can they be stopped?"

Here's another Great American who apparently is off his meds:

8) stevietheman: "Brilliant. I've often thought myself that without a peaceful remedy, and soon, we may just be months away from Revolution in America.

That's how sinister these people in stranglehold of our government are. They may not receive it, but they deserve a French-style Revolution, with actual heads rolling.

And we have to be clear who these reich-wing creeps get their power from: Oligarchs and big corporate CEOs from particular industries.

If we are to fight the most wicked of today's politicians, we must also fight the true source behind the wickedness, the resources that fuel and fund the wickedness. These politicians are merely superficial veneers to the truly problematic entities. If only they are removed, then those problematic entities find some sneaky way to come back at a later time. They always do.

So when we "take them down", *this time* we need to pull out the roots and soak the ground with permanent plant killer.

The true enemy is corporatism."

If you want to be entertained, go take a look. (foul language alert...) These people are considered more and more the "mainstream" these days. Howie Dean and Algore are only *this* close to saying very much the same things, wouldn't you agree?

Oh - and for even more freaky goodness, visit the "Best/Worst of DU" threads over at Conservative Underground. Fun way to kill an hour or so.