Promises, promises...

Drudge is reporting that:

REPORTER VOWS TO 'KILL SELF' IF CHENEY RUNS FOR PRESIDENT
Veteran wire reporter Helen Thomas is vowing to 'kill herself' if Dick Cheney announces he is running for president.The newspaper HILL first reported the startling claim on Thursday. MORE"The day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself," she told the HILL. "All we need is one more liar."Thomas added, "I think he'd like to run, but it would be a sad day for the country if he does."

Wait. Aren't we still waiting for a bunch of Hollywood liberals to move to, like, France or something?

WHEN are they going to start keeping their promises?


p.s. if Cheney runs, I'm throwing a parade. That man rocks.

Update: On Fox News this morning they said that "upon hearing the news, Dick Cheney immediately announced his plans to run". Har.

Update II: Bwa-hahahahaha!!! *wiping eyes*

Update III: Now Helen Thomas is all bent out of shape that a her "longtime friend Albert Eisele" would report on her suicidal rantings. She's vowed to "never talk to a reporter again". Boy, they sure can dish it out, but they certainly can't take it, eh?